Rock on, moms and dads and parents of the world who bring their families to Epcot for the one joyous fact that they can drink adult beverages with abandon. Cheers to you, who are tormented with going on the Figment ride no less than seven times — but you don't care, not at all, because you've enjoyed the sweet, sweet nectar from countries near and far and this is your day. This is your shirt. Be free.
