Let's all sit down and have the family discussion that we've needed to have for a while: It's a Small World is terrifying. OKAY? We said it. It's out in the open, now everyone can feel better. We didn't say it isn't an iconic ride. We didn't say that we don't ride it every time and use up one of those forsaken Genie passes on it. We just said that that little dutch guy that stares straight into your soul might have actually feasted on a child or two. You know it. We know it. Everyone knows it.
